FaceLube Jingles

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FaceLube® or Nothin' at All (Standard Lyrics)

Don't wanna smell like no rose garden.

Don't wanna prance around in some stupid shopping mall,

Don't wanna search around for stuff meant for no woman,

For me it's FaceLube® or nothin' at all.


Cause I'm a man's man and you gotta respect that,

And I been a man's man ever since I did crawl,

So if you wanna show me the respect that I need,

Give me FaceLube® or nothin' at all.


I ain't into those girly little face creams,

And you can stick those ointments where's no sun at all,

'Cause there's only one masculine face care brand,

That's truly built for a man,

And that's FaceLube® - or nothin' at all!



Battle Hymn of the FaceLube® Nation (Standard Lyrics)

They don't like US

They have COMPLAINTS

They wanna CHANGE US

Into what we AIN'T

They're on a MISSION

They're makin' NOISE

They wanna TURN US

Into PRETTY BABES


(Chorus)

We've had ENOUGH!

We're under ATTACK!

We're manning UP!

We're fighting BACK!

It's time to ACT!

We'll make 'em SHAKE!

It's time to RISE!

FaceLube® Nation:

Masculine Men

AWAKE! AWAKE! AWAKE!


It's those Beauty FIRMS

With their girly FUSS

And Beauty COUNTERS

That ain't right for US

They just don't CARE

About what we NEED

About who we ARE

And now they'd better HEED:


(Chorus)

We've had ENOUGH!

We're under ATTACK!

We're manning UP!

We're fighting BACK!

It's time to ACT!

We'll make 'em SHAKE!

It's time to RISE!

FaceLube® Nation:

Masculine Men

UNITE! UNITE! UNITE!


So keep your CREAMS

Made for a CHICK

They smell like FLOWERS

And make us SICK

So you'd better PAUSE

So you'd better LISTEN

So you'd better FLEE

And that's BECAUSE:


(Chorus)

We've had ENOUGH!

We're under ATTACK!

We're manning UP!

We're fighting BACK!

It's time to ACT!

We'll make 'em SHAKE!

It's time to RISE!

FaceLube® Nation:

Masculine Men

AWAKE! AWAKE! AWAKE!


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